February 2011
January 2011
My parents think I sit around and do nothing all...
Spell your full name without an...
tardistacular:
unic0rnzandstuff:
accioandrea:
extremelyverynotgood:
doitdraco:
jacki3burkhart:
_ _H_ _ _ HO_ N _ _
Well I have no first name
so _U_ H _ _ _ H _ N
_ _ _ _ _ _ . _ O U _ _ _ . O_ _ _ _ _
But you can call me O
(via billie-joe)
_ _D_ _ _ D_ _ _ _ D_ _ _ _
ah
_ _ L I A M A R _ E S
OMQ
_ _ _ _ H P _ D _ _ J U _ _
_ _ U _ _ _ XD
The awkward moment when your Algebra II teacher -
shahnaynay:
is doing an unfathomable equation on the board, finishes, then walks away with more swagger than T-Pain.
He’s all, “Get at me, brah.”
And we’re like;
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I just made the BEST salad, you guys. It’s all the original things in a salad plus red beans, cheese, honey roasted almonds and ranch dressing. Mmmmmm….
When I die, put “I’ll be back shortly” on my...
lawlietshoujo:
On the phone with my best friend:
Josh: *burps*
Me: *burps* Mine was better.
Josh: *burps again*
Me: Fuck you. Always having to upstage me, aren’t you?
Josh: *laughs*
castakethewheel:
-mrssamwinchester-:
My underwear keeps falling down. This is God’s way of saying “Put some pants on, bitch!”
Dude…mine were too…’cept I put pants on.
I put pants on and they still are. It’s almost like my buttcrack WANTS to be seen today. Gonna be awkward when I go visit the old folks home…
mysterysongs:
My underwear keeps falling down. This is God’s way of saying “Put some pants on, bitch!”
Evolution of Jared
fuckyessamazingshit:
lovemedoj2:
softshinythings:
renegadewayward-spn12thman:
youmustbenew:
Normal people just get taller.
OMG HFJGHSDFKGLJFKDSF IT’S PERFECT!!!!
NORMAL PEOPLE JUST GET TALLER.
CAN’T
hahaha
Okay, okay. So, my husband isn’t normal.
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I'm such a nerd
My ringback tone for when someone calls my phone is the Predator theme.
